Hello and welcome to my attempt to live blog while watching the newest episode of Animal Planet’s Finding Bigfoot. This episode is centered around an possible Rhode Island bigfoot sighting.
Let the fun begin…
10pm – It’s go time bitches !
Fun fact – Rhode Island is the Ocean State. Now if it would actually just fall into the ocean.
10:02opm – There’ more skeptical about being in RI than bigfoot it’s self.
10:03 – I give up typing PM for the time.
I see nothing in the video but rocks and trees.
Smart glasses make the skeptic. You go Ranae!
10:04 – Nice cowboy hat and bunt
10:05 – I’m surprised they haven’t attacked the only skeptic on the team yet. That’s Ranae btw. She’s uber skeptic.
10:07 – I am at a loss for words. They actually don’t think it’s a bigfoot? I’ve seen them look at lumps of shit and claim it was bigfoot.
10:08 – everywhere is kinda squatchy to Bobo. Especially his underpants after a visit to Taco Bell. Great, now i’m starving.
10:10 – would be easier to call bigfoot using a phone? i’m sure someone has his number.
10:11 – commercial
10:12 – so how about them Steeler’s?
10:13 – Why did I use an apostrophe in Steelers? Dummy
10:14 – the term squatchy makes me angry
10:15 – someone buy me a thermal cam so i can go squatching
they hear a whistle? maybe it was a referee? bah dumdum
10:17 – It’s not really a solo investigation if someone is filming you constantly
Cliff smells rotting flesh. why does he know what that smells like? kill hookers much?
10:18 – YOU CAN’T CLAIM EVERYTHING IN THE WOODS IS A FOOD SOURCE IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT A SASQUATCH EATS !!!
10:20 – oh snap. town hall meeting time.
why does Matt have the seat belt across his man boobs?
10:22 – I’ve watched enough episodes of Finding Bigfoot to know black people never see sasquatch as there are never any at the town hall meetings.
exploring the trail? is that his code for man ass?
10:23 – I’m guessing with that hair Nick wasn’t popular in high school and probably contemplated doing a Columbine
white gorilla? Maybe it was just a very hungry John Goodman
10:24 – commercial
10:27 – albino bigfoot?
10:29 – oh, a senior citizen bigfoot. wonders if he qualifies for AARP?
10:30 – Matt not wearing his seatbelt correctly is infuriating
i think this dude wants to kick bigfoot’s ass
10:31 – dramatic music, concerned looks…cue cut to commercial
10:32 – commercial
10:34 – oh joy, a shorter commercial break this time
10:35 – uh oh, they are going to tear Ranae a new ass for not believing it’s a squatch.
10:36 – and Bobo says sasquatch so it has to be
10:37 – doesn’t cliff know that not only do mammals come out at night, but so do the freaks? the freak come out at night. and now you’ll be singing that in you head all night.
10:38 – commercial
10:42 – why doesn’t he have a better flashlight then the stupid headlamp #unprepared
10:43 – you sound like an ass Cliff.
he’s seriously too giddy over the barn owl
10:44 – oh joy, they’re going to meet nick. i’m sure it will be fabulous
10:45 – over under on the amount of chromosomes Bobo is missing
Nick is a fellow biologist. Is that the code word all the kids are using nowadays?
10:47 – he mustered the courage to follow the potential bigfoot. wonder why. we all know what big feet mean right ladies? i bet he was drooling at the thought of finding bigpenis bigfoot
10:48 – she’s going to be in a ghille suit? oh snap it’s call of duty time. she’s gonna be a sniper.
10:50 – smokey the bear is gonna be pissed at them walking through the woods with torches
10:51 – did he seriously just say giddy-up ?
10:52 – Ranae talking to Bobo via the walkie talkie is probably the most female interaction he’s had. probably the most male interaction she’s had. #hintingshesalesbian
10:53 – again, they here a noise in the woods and automatically attribute it to sasquatch. that’s because there’s no other animals in the woods. ever.
- commercial
10:57 – how did they put out the torches?
10:58 – Rhode Island is squatchy as hell. so says Bobo, and he knows. Even without real proof.
11:00 – and that’s it. hope those of you who stopped by enjoyed this and we’ll see about doing more in the near future.
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